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A Clueless Actor Walks Into A Bar

Which TV actor didn’t realize who he was kissing? This handsome guy walked into a bar on New Year’s Eve and started hitting on a beautiful girl. The two got kissy very quickly. His friends finally arrived, and one of them pulled him aside and whispered in his ear that the girl was actually a very beautiful and very feminine transvestite. The actor turned red, was heard shouting “No f* way!”, and left immediately. In his rush, he left his cell phone behind, which he sheepishly had to pick it up at the tranny’s home the next day.

I think this is either Donald Faison from Scrubs or Jeremy Sisto from Law and Order.  I think the clue might be in the title of the blind item.  It mentions “clueless” actor which could be the show or the movie.  Donald was in both the movie and the show and Jeremy was in the movie.  They are both on television now so it could be either one of them.

This celebrity couple looks stable from the outside, but from the inside, it’s a mess, and their relationship will certainly end in 2009. She is doing all the work trying to save their relationship, and has enrolled them in couples therapy. Her significant other, however,  doesn’t even show up half the time, claiming that work commitments prevent him from doing so. However, he does seem to have plenty of time to travel for fun and play games and run around with his friends. Besides, why should he bother trying to save this relationship when a past girlfriend -  about whom he was totally crazy - may soon be back on the market?

I think this might be Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.  Since there are rumors that Jennifer Lopez could be back on the market, she could be the ex that is referred to in the blind item.

Celebrity 1  and Celebrity 2  hate each other for several reasons. But for right now Celebrity 1 really hates the fact that Celebrity 2 is grabbing the headlines. So Celebrity 1 will soon be announcing something that was supposed to be a secret for a while longer. Why the change in schedule? Simply because Celebrity 1 wants to push Celebrity 2 out of the media spotlight right after the New Year. Celebrity 1, who adopts an I’m-so-above-it-all attitude in public, is actually very competitive and very, very calculating in private. In fact, Celebrity 1 has struck a deal with a certain media source for an exclusive announcement involving a change in family structure. Very shrewd, and certain to grab magazine covers from Celebrity 2 throughout much of 2009.

This one practically screams Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston.  I think Angelina might be celebrity 1 and Jennifer might be celebrity 2.  I think that the announcement that celebrity 1 is going to make is she is going to adopt another baby.  The blind item mentions that the announcement involves a change in the family so that might fit.

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